getting used to & comfortable with your own bare chest as a neutral & not inherently gendered thing over the course of an evening alone and then having to go out in public again the next day & feel weird about it again like prometheus and his liver except every day you’re forced to regrow an awareness of society gendering anatomy
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funniest possible situation to say “but we’re both girls!” go
the Xenomorph as Sigourney Weaver jettisons her out the airlock
okay sure
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category of blorbo called “technically i like them but fanons obsession with them to the exclusion of other characters pavloved me into having a negative reaction whenever i see them”
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my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious
“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”
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Why am I seeing old Tumblr posts on tiktok
@derinthescarletpescatarian how’s it feel being tiktok famous ✨
Do the tiktokkers know they can just come here and see posts in a better layout
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There’s something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they’re little lambs
Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top
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I’ve acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from
I’m hypnotized
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